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RE: Perverted Sugar Daddy System
by Bad_Bishop
The future was doomed, the present was gloom, the past was regretful. At this point, the only reason I was still alive was because my heart and brain functioned and then one night after a great fap, I woke up to a totally different reality, one where I was in the past.[System installation complete][Welcome host to the Perverted Sugar Daddy System][You’ve been taken back in time]I used to be perverted 50 year old man infatuated with younger women in short tight skirts, but now I was in the past w…
Unscientific Beast Taming
by Sounding Stream
Shi Yu woke up one day in a world built on the foundation of Beast Taming, where powerful monsters roam and great societies formed around the Beast Tamers who tame them. After concluding that he'd been reincarnated because he was good looking, he put his skills as a mythology expert to use, aiming to become a professional Beast Tamer so he wouldn't be poor again in this life.Thankfully, he had been reborn with a trump card in this life, a Skill Index that broke certain rules of the Beast Taming …
The Magician of Sound
by Fixten
After the strange phenomenon in the 21st century where animals became Magical Beasts and overturned civilization, humanity was graced by another power called Magic.Controlling Fire? Summoning lightning? Or even manipulating the air?—Children of the next generation started having the ability to control elements. Thus, people called them Magicians. However, how about the sound?Enhancing Broadcast System? Hearing Aids Magic? Humanity has yet to find a good usage of Sound Magician until Kai Carter i…
The King of Beast Trainers
by Sounding Stream
A brand new masterpiece by the author of "Unscientific Beast Taming"!!!The best fantasy novels in China in 2023！The invasion of creatures from different time and space gave birth to the "Beast Master" profession, and the protagonist was selected by a mysterious "black card", indicating that he has the qualification of a Beast Master and can contract to control pets to fight for himself!"Who could become the undisputed King of Beast Trainers in the brand-new Beast Training Era?"Royal Beast+Online…
The 3 B's- Beauty , Brains and Bravery
by AuthorVD
Rong Xinghe with an indescribably painful past: from being thrown down a running train by her own family at 13 to getting stabbed in the heart by the one she believed to be her one true love. She went through it all, building her foundation over the ashes of that very past, by the dint of her unconditionally supportive, 6 sworn brothers. Xi Yuan, an astoundingly successful businessman with an equally horrid childhood. Haunted by Acute Autism since birth, the man had to watch the two people he d…
Master Of Martial Arts Has An Advanced Optical Brain
by Eight O'clock At Night
Chu Nan was just an ordinary student, but because of an accident, he obtained the data collection, analysis and processing ability equivalent to the most advanced optical brain.In his eyes, everything in the world could be analyzed with the most accurate data. Any attack by the enemy was only a combination of countless data points. Even the flow of Internal Breath in his meridians could be accurately quantified with data.With the help of such extremely accurate data, he could use his physical st…
Reincarnated as the Villainess's attendant
by Sound_Hammer
Kuro Aku was a high-schooler who one day bought a game because he liked one of the characters on the cover.To his great surprise, that game turned out to be an otome game and the character he liked was the villainess who was destined for a bad end! He was desperately playing through the game in search of some sort of way to save the villainess but he died in an accident before he could achieve that, and got reincarnated into the world of that very game by a selfish being who began calling him it…
Reborn as the Business Empress
by Lilac in May
After three lifetimes, two failed romances.Xiao Yao felt like a tragic specimen of failed love.Ten years prior to her rebirth and time travel, everything reset to the starting point. She wouldn't believe in love again. She swore to protect her family well, to grasp every moment to build her influence and wealth.Therefore, she worked hard, very hard, to apply the teachings of her master.From then on, she reviewed the past to see the future, determined life and death with steadfast certainty, neve…
I Became A Cannon Fodder In A Female Protagonist Cultivation Novel
by Dreaming Through Many Cold Autumns
When Fang Jin learned that he was in a cultivation novel where the protagonist was a lady and that he had become cannon fodder, he quickly racked his brain to think of a way to save himself.Everything seemed wrong until he saw it.[First day as a pet owner.][Attractiveness +1]…[A day of cultivation with zero gain.][Understanding +1]
Am I Lewd Enough??
by Norobo
Arthur finds himself being reincarnated into an erotic, fantasy game called [Oriana] and not to mention, he had reincarnated into a thick femboy called Willow?!How is he going to navigate through the gore, the lores and more importantly, evade the erotic content of the game where 90% of the characters want to fuck him to death? Guess he'll have to big brain this shit.
Demon hunter's Cooking Manual
by Rusty Dragon
When the night came, there was a twittering sound in his ears, and the monster in the shadow began to move restlessly. Jason’s hungry stomach began to roar, and he couldn’t help swallowing saliva. Hunger is the best spur.
Brain Fart
by SmallFries
Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates.*Used to be a deleted story
The Villainess and I, her Zombie
by Sound_Hammer
[Season 1 - Cranberry] After getting forcefully reincarnated into a world of an otome game he has no clue about, the protagonist is then killed and brought back to life by the prideful villainess with one desire.To rule the world.As the ruthless girl's Eternal Servant, how will he dodge the fate that the game system has in store for him?[Season 2 - Zombie]He has been granted a second chance.Thrown right back to when it all began - with the memories necessary to make everything right and the over…
The Sound of Silence
by Mcllorycat
Ivy Chamberlain is a simple high school student who just so happens to be a telepath. Knowing everyone's thoughts is pretty boring...so what would happen if she meets a boy she can't read at all?*Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*
Demon Sect Cultivation: I Can Disable Debuffs
by Barber Number2
Transmigrated to become a disciple of the demon sect, relying on the technique modifier to become a giant of the demon path.[Detected the technique "Blood Nerve", relying on devouring blood to cultivate][Side effect: easily affected by the spirit contained in the blood, becoming bloodthirsty, murderous, insane, and even brain dead][Please wait, system modification is in progress...][Ding! Modification completed and side effects canceled]
Brain Eater in the Apocalypse
by TheAlpha
An action-packed novel for those hungry eyes craving for a man brawl that is straight brutal. Try this novel, you won't be disappointed.~We all know what climate change is, we know the world is dying because of us. But nobody expected it to turn out this way. Everybody thought that natural disasters are the final result that will end humanity, but a change happened.A burst of wind we call the Wind of Chaos happened, turning every single living thing into monsters including humans. Everything col…
The Sound of Despair
by Stormfury
Transmigration. What if the cause is not a bus running you over, nor you falling into a pond, but you get five years to prepare, fully aware of what you’re getting into? Well, at least you think you know what you’re getting into... This is the situation Mike, a professional MMA fighter, finds himself in. Given the opportunity to leave behind his life on Earth and enter a world of swords and magic, he prepares to face the challenge. In a world of discrimination, injustice, and social class inequ…
Why Are You Still In My Brain?
by MaiaDeLaCruz21
Maia just graduated and starts her new journey. She met the love of her life who changes her to become someone she never expected. Maia is an innocent narcissistic woman who strives to be on her best behavior. Her girlfriend named Lena runs an illegal business followed her father and drags Maia into the cartel ring. Lena is a snarky, manipulative and street-smart woman, she has good survival skills, calms and usually has a good sense of humor when facing problems. Both Lena and Maia betray each …
Brain Blame & The Undying
by Pweasy_18
As she awoke from her slumber, all she saw were the remains of the place she had awakened to. She was confused while unwittingly fading between clarity and haziness. She embarked on a journey that resulted in a chasing frenzy, leading her to the military's clutches. The previous forgotten cure researches were fuelled by a half-turned zombie that was constantly displaying reversal of zombification. Now the hunt is on for them, and she is the center of it all.
The Beauty and the Brain
by Natalie Jones
Ace Killer is reborn as the most unloved Ms. Spence of the Spence family.Ms. Spence is fat as a pig? Never mind, it's not too late to lose weight!Ms. Spence is weak? Never mind, it's not too late to be strong!Ms. Spence is a coward? Never mind, now she turns into an powerful queen!Having dealt with the scum, Ms. Spence is ready to live her life in style, but Mr. Whitney came up and asked, "When are we getting married?"